Noé is the Page of Blood
disclaimer: slow and ugly but finally working for canon names
disclaimer (new): won't work for the new canon titles post-Calliope, and I can't fix it without changing past results :(
Homestuck is (c) Andrew Hussie
contact: wendelscardua at gmail, scienceComputerist on pesterchum
thanks reddit's Zemedelphos for suggesting the classes' genders